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Choose the Desert Eagle
The Desert Eagle! Of course! What could be better? You take the gun and pay the man. Wow! It's like a little cannon! You buy a box of ammo for it and decide "Hey, what better to start this killing spree than with a pawnbroker?" So you shoot him. The shot hits right in his back and out the other side, traveling through his heart. You marvel at the power of this gun. You look in the back of his shop and find a wonderful polished AK-47 assault rifle and a box full of clips for it.
Oh happy day!
Now, what place would have the highest density of people to kill? Of course! the MALL! So, you pack up your new death kit in a duffel bag and head over to the local mall. In a true display of people's stupidity, you pull out your AK-47 and your Desert Eagle and nobody notices you. That is, until you start shooting people. You down at least a dozen people, including women and children, before everyone manages to escape or hide. As you wander the corridors, peeking into storefronts, you find several other people. You quickly execute them, not bothering with their pitiful pleas for mercy. You hear sirens. Shrugging, you walk outside and give yourself up. So here you are, in prison, waiting for your date of execution. Turns out you killed 23 people. That's a whole lot better than you figured.