Scream really loudly and rock back and forth like you're having a seizure

You flop wildly in your chair and scream, much to the confusion of Ronny and his mafia types. After a moment of flopping you manage to tip the chair over.

"Oh quit being such a big baby," Ronny says, "Are you going to help me or not?"

You reply by screaming even louder and flailing with all of your strength.

"Fine," Ronny yells over your screaming, "I can wait!"

Minutes pass and you continue to scream and flail about. Little does Ronny know that in High School you were a champion flailer, and in college you got your minor in screaming.

By this time, Ronny is starting to wonder if prehaps you're not faking at all, and this sudden attack is real. "If you don't stop that right now," he shouts, "I'm going to shoot you."

You continue to scream and flail, calling Ronny's bluff.

"Oh for the love of-" Ronny reaches into his spiffy mafia coat and pulls out a high-powered pistol. He yells, "Goodbye, you good for nothing oaf!"

"Hey wait a minute!" you manage to say before Ronny shoots most of your brain out all over the floor.