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You don’t have time to figure out what it is. You’re a busy guy with lots of stuff to do, like subjecting that game disk to mind control rays! You turn away from the thing, and start to walk away.

  Sadly, the thing that you neglected to learn the identity of was a hyperdeath error, a species of error that is easily defeated unless you turn your back on it, in witch case, it will dispense certain death like a certain death dispenser.  Even more sadly, you just turned your back on it.  Poor you.

  Your death is quick, but far from painless.

  You respawn on a road paved with gold.  You look down at your feet to see that your old shoes have been replaced by uncomfortable, valuable, ruby shoes.  You estimate these new shoes to be worth approximately 7.58 fortunes.

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