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It works in that one board game! You fish your handy dandy dice out of your pocket and toss them onto the cold cell floor. When they stop, two 4’s stare up at you. Doubles!

  You call out to a guard, "Hey, I rolled doubles!"

  The guard looks at you like you’ve gone completely insane.  "And that implies... what?" he asks.

  "Well you have to let me out now, that’s how the game is played."

  The guard gently tells you that while that may work in real estate board games, it does not work in real life.  Only he says it like "It doesn’t work that way you idiot!"

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