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The Chinese never saw it coming. Within 10 minutes of you "pressing the button" thousands of 500 megaton hydrogen bombs reduce china to a barren, lifeless wasteland. Not surprisingly, the world adores you for having the courage to do what nobody else dared to, and in the next World Tyrant elections, you win in a landslide, beating out both Bill Gates and Chevy Chase.

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