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The shoulder angel’s compelling argument convinces you to take action. "Hey Ugly!" you shout at the horrible monster leader of the cannibal fat people cult.

  The monster turns to face you.  You quickly prepare an especially devastating HyperPoke with your right hand, and rush in for the kill, aiming straight for the torso to maximize chances of a critical hit.

  Unfortunately for you, the monster’s mouth is in it’s belly, and it never quite occurred to you that you had set yourself up to shoot your arm right into it’s gaping mouth.  As your deadly HyperPoke sails into the monsters open mouth, your realize too late that you’ve put your entire arm in danger of being bitten off.

  You quickly try to withdraw your arm from the monster’s mighty jaws, but it’s too late.  The terrible jaws slam shut, effectively removing your right arm the monster smiles in satisfaction.

  Then the massive wave of HyperPoke energy you had stored in your arm kills him.  The Blinding white energy of a billion HyperPokes spews from the bloody stump that an arm used to be connected to.  While you find some slight condolance in the fact that you managed to slay the terrible monster, you can’t deny that you miss having two hands.

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