Lay Motionless for a long time

You lay on the beach for a while. You didn't even have the energy to pull yourself completely out of the waves, but the tide helpfully recedes so pretty soon you're laying on smooth dry sand. A long time passes.

"Hey are you okay?" asks a voice. It doesn't feel like you were sleeping but you open your eyes anyway and see two young people standing over you looking concerned. They are each wearing one puka shell necklace and nothing else.

"Hello?" asks the voice again. Now you can place this voice with the shorter and curvier of the two.

"Hmguf" you manage to croak. You roll to one side and spit out a mouthful of sand that you didn't know you had.

"Wow, friend, you look rough," says the taller one. They look muscled enough to carry you anywhere you wanted to go. Not a bad thought, but you manage to roll onto your hands and knees.

"Let me guess," you say, "This is one of those islands where a rich guy hunts people for sport."

The taller stranger laughs, "Wow, no, thankfully not," he says, but then slightly less assuredly says, "I hope."

"This isn't one of those things where you two got marooned here as little kids and grew up with no conception of societal taboos, is it?" you ask. It's the second most likely option.

"That's a very specific fantasy," says the shorter one. "Is that something you've spent a lot of time thinking about?"

If you could blush, you would. Instead you let them help you to your feet.

"I'm Babs," the woman says, "And this is Buster." She gestures toward her masculine partner.

Something about those names tickle the back of your mind, but it's probably too stupid to spend more time on. "Sorry," you say, "I don't really have a name. You can just call me whatever."

"Can I call you Bugs?" asks the man.

Your eyes narrow and the tickle gets a bit stronger. "Why?" you ask.

He points at your robes. "Because you're covered in bugs." he says. You look down at yourself. Fair enough, you concede.

"Come on," says Babs, "Let's get you back to civilization and cleaned up."