Say, "Guybrush Threepwood? What a stupid name!"

"Guybrush Threepwood?" you gigglespeak, "What a stupid name!"

"Oh yeah? What's YOUR name?"

"Dudebroom Wabboard." You lie.

"Really?"

"No," you admit, "not really."

"You're weird! Would you like to join my crew? We're going to seek out the legendary Monkey Island!"

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