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Decide it's in your best interest to name it Wilson
"Hey, Wilson. I ate french bread today."
You're quite obviously insane, even your own addled mind realizes the fact. Every time Wilson brings up suicide you consider it even more seriously.
"Wilson," you start, but stop when the besuited man hands you a peice of paper.
It says that due to copyright infringement, you cannot call your little volleyball friend Wilson. So you kill the lawyer and take his boat to go home. It seemed like the most logical thing to do.