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Eat some fast food
Mmm... food. Especially fast food. Everyone loves fast food! You go to the closest Whataburger and order ten burgers.
"THAT'S A LOT OF BURGERS!!!" screams the burger-human.
"Um... yes, it is. I want them."
"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?!"
"No, the burgers will be more than enough.
"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THAT MANY BURGERS?!?"
"Well if you haven't noticed I'm currently an enormous radioactive monster so I think I can handle your puny earth-burgers."
"I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER HAD THESE BURGERS BEFORE!!!"