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Hide from the pepperonis
You quickly jump behind a handy tree, desperately hoping that the pepperonis won?t find you. Sadly it seems, the pepperonis are much more intelligent then you had thought, and you are soon surrounded. The attacking pepperonis release a strange gas into the air, causing you to suddenly feel sleepy. Despite your noble efforts to resist, you black out.
You awaken inside of a spaceship thing. Before you stands a silver throne, upon which a massive pepperoni sits. "Brave adventure," says the giant pepperoni, "do not be afraid, we mean you no harm."
"Then why in the name of all that is good did you kidnap me? And where am I?"
"We are the pepperoni people from a planet that's name cleverly sounds something like the word pepperoni." responds the giant, throne-sitting pepperoni.
"I didn't ask you about that!" you angrily shout. "Honestly, you may be aliens from space, but the least you can do is answer my questions!"
"Never mind your freaking questions!" bellows the massive pepperoni. "We abducted you because we need your help!"
A chance to help a race of freakish talking pepperonis, eh? Sounds tempting.