Go to Australia.

That seemed like the obvious thing to do. After your vacation you return refreshed and happy. Then you return to your job and become unhappy again. THIS IS NORMAL. It happens to everybody. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Get used to it. Nobody is special. But some people are less special than others.

Anyway, at work you realize that you had left your camera in Australia! Not only did you lose a multihundred dollar piece of equipment, you have no proof that you did, in fact, go to Australia. You receive an email from THE BOSS asking you to see him in his office.

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