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Grab the Mallet and smash stuff!
You grab the Big Heavy Mallet firmly with both hands. You swing it down over your head onto the nearest machine, a delicate welder. Scraps of metal fly in all directions. The sound it made was pleasing to your ear, almost like music.
You look around in delight at dozens more unsmashed machines.