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You shrug and descend across the planes of existance until you get to the one marked "Hell". You find yourself at the gates of Hell, where there's a sign over your head saying "You don't have to be damned to work here but it helps!"

And under that, in smaller print, "Abandon hope all ye who enter in."

So you enter. A demon greets you and takes your coat and asks you to sit over in the waiting room until a public relations demon shows up to escort you around. You go to the waiting room and after noting that most of the seats are spiked in uncomfortable places or otherwise boobytrapped you elect to stand. So begins you waiting.

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