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Don't eat the candy
You’ve been trying to watch your slim figure, and eating candy is exactly the kind of thing you need to avoid. So when Gorgotron is insulted by your refusal of the kind and thoughtful bag of candy, and leaves you, you chalk it up as one of the few downsides to having a supermodel figure.
You continue to diet obsessively, until you are but a mere shell of the adventurer you once were. Finally, you die of starvation, having eaten nothing for three whole weeks. Moron.
You respawn in a gigantic library, filled to the brim with books, magazine archives, newspapers, microfilms and everything else generally associated with gigantic libraries.