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Put him in a bag and beat him against the nearby trees.
Taking a cue from Austin Powers, you decide to copy some of his maneuvers from AP3 and throw Mini-Me into nearby objects repeatedly while enclosing him in a large bag. Hilarity ensues. Unfortunately for you, he still has a sword, and rapidly slices through the bag. Now he's annoyed. And angry. And an unusual shade of purple. You decide that discretion is probably the better part of valor, and that your clone could beat you up. You run away. Pretty quickly. Too bad that you didn't look where you were going while you were running, because you managed to run face-first into a tree. And even with your suit of armor, you manage to take a nasty jolt as a consequence of this encounter. By this time, Mini-Me has caught up to you and begun giving you a severe beating with his sword. Before too much time has elapsed, he has chopped off your head. Bummer. When you respawn, you are in a very dark room. So dark, in fact, that you can't see anything.