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You quickly devour the ham sandwich, and wash it down with the strange monster-mutation potion, while at the same time, tossing the ocelot bait towards the wildcat. Then, using your multi-weapon tech, you discharge the net, auto-shotgun, AK-47, death ray, and glue at the feared wildcat. Then, with your crocodile and chia pet in tow, you rush the woodland feline with your karate skills, while listening to country music. You somehow manage to accomplish all of this within the course of a few moments. It’s very impressive.

Unfortunately, impressive does not necessarily translate into successful, and this point is driven home when the ocelot comes out of your salvo completely unscathed. It waits for an opportune moment between your karate attacks, and then leaps at your torso, performing a flawless punch attack with it’s front left paw. Your body is thrown several feet, and the ocelot lands on it’s hind legs in what you swear is a human fighting stance. Then much to your amazement, the ocelot stands tall, and addresses you in a loud, clear voice.

"I applaud your courage human, if it were not me you were fighting, you might have actually succeeded!"

"You can talk?" you sputter, dumbfounded.

"Of course I can talk!" the ocelot responds. "For I am Ocelot Prime! The very template from which all other dreaded ocelots were wrought! An ocelot master, if you will."

 "That doesn’t explain why you can talk," you reply.  

"Foolish human," the ocelot responds. You’re about to die by my sharp claws and impossibly great skills, and all you can think about is the fact that I can talk? Shouldn’t you be begging for mercy or something?" With that, Ocelot Prime starts walking towards you, with the obvious intent of killing you dead. And considering the fact that he survived your first salvo with nary a scratch, he’s probably perfectly capable of doing so without much trouble. What should you do?

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