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Summon Johnny Wallbank to help
You wave your arms like a Looney, causing Johnny Wallbank to appear with a gentle "Bamf!"
"Johnny!" you shout, "Help me defeat this evil cyborg doctor!"
Johnny looks exceedingly put-upon, but proceeds to give the Cyborg Doctor his most disapproving British glare. The doctor takes minimal damage, then unloads on the two of you with his giant subdermal chainguns.
You and Johnny scamper behind some chaingun-resistant cover to plan your next move.
"Well I'm out of ideas," says Johnny.
GAME OVER