Swells Up into a Tiny Midget???

You ponder the recent nonsense of the Hulk swelling up into a tiny midget. How does an unambiguously large thing such as The Incredible Hulk "swell up" into something unambiguously small like a tiny midget? It doesn't make sense, and for some reason after a long and nonsensical adventure it's this particular bit of nonsense that sticks in your craw.

Unfortunately for you, the Hulk has gotten over his reaction and is now going the tear to your head off.

You know, thinking may be bad for you.

WIP