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Who says you can't let your fellow former gold eaters become canibal fat people food?! You can too let your fellow former gold eaters become cannibal fat people food! In fact, you do just that. You run like a mouse or a deer or some other cowardly beast.

  Unfortunately, your running is cut short by A vicious ocleot, who saw fit to leap on the ungarded back of your neck, and feast on your flesh.  As your dying body falls to the ground a single thought passes through your mind.  "I should have seen that one coming."

  You respawn as a slug.

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