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Half of living a healthy and ordinary life is holding a steady job. You already have more gold then you know what to do with, but being employed is an important part of life that you don’t want to miss out on. So, without further ado, you haul your radioactive alien self to a generic office building and sign up for an interview. The Secretary schedules an interview for you on Tuesday next week.

  The Tuesday of the interview you come prepared.  You make sure your resume is up to date, and wear your best radioactive space pirate business suit.  You arrive at the workplace, where your interview with the boss is Scheduled at 2:30.  You find the office with relative ease, and knock on the door, a familiar voice beckons you to enter.  The voice of evil, the voice of Ronny Walbank!

  You burst into the office, big plasma cannon at the ready, and shout, "You won’t get away this time Ronny!"

  Ronny looks up from his desk, giving you a look that can only be described as strange.  "Do I know you?" He says.

  "I’m the brave adventurer who just happens to be your sworn enemy!"  You can’t believe that he’s forgotten you.

  "Oh" says Ronny, sizing up your new alien space pirate body.  "You’ve had some changes done."

  "Shouldn’t you be off designing some evil plan?"  Having a middle management position at a generic office is not like Ronny at all.

  Ronny sighs.  "I wish," he says, "But evil doesn’t pay the bills.  Besides, I try to keep my business life and my personal life separate.  Let’s get this interview started."

  The interview goes remarkably well, considering that it’s between a radioactive alien space pirate, and his evil arch nemesis.  You get the job, die to your impressive experience with computer networking, and the fact that having a Phazon Elite will be good for office diversity.  Your work starts on Monday at 8:00.

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