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Issue an ultimatum
You clear your throat and say, "If you don't give up now I shall rip out your eyes and shove them down your pants. So you can watch me kick the crap out of you. Then I'm going to use your tongue to paint my boat."
The robber looks at you, bewildered.
GAME OVER