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Converse with Johnny.
"I can't believe they didn't get the Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment Acronym." You say to Johnny. "Don’t the see the humor in such things?"
"Well, it is a pretty complicated acronym," Johnny responds. "I’m Surprised you were able to think it up so quickly."
"Actually," you confess, "I got it from an episode of "Futurama."
Johnny makes no response, but the look on his face says it all. His disgust with you and your humor stealing ways is obvious. Which is why it comes as no real surprise when he stabs his arm into your torso and removes your heart with surgical precision. It only hurts for a moment though, because you mercifully loose consciousness within the first moment of the attack. You bleed out and die on the ground.
You respawn in a vast desert.