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Converse with Johnny
"I can't believe they didn't get the Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment Acronym." You say to Johnny. "Don't the see the humor in such things?"
"Well, it is a pretty complicated acronym," Johnny responds. "I'm Surprised you were able to think it up so quickly."
"Actually," you confess, "I got it from an episode of "Futurama."
Tthe look on Johnny's face says it all. His disgust with you and your humor stealing ways is obvious. "I am disgusted with your humor," he says, "And your stealing ways."
"That's fair," you say.
"You must be dealt a punishment as befits this crime," he continues.
"Absolutely," you say.
"I am going to exile you to Titan." he concludes.
You're hopeful for a moment. "Attack on Titan?" you ask.
"No," Johnny says, "Titan, the moon of Saturn."
"Is... that something you can do?" you ask, "Have you always been able to do that?"
The last thing Johnny says to you is "No." because while he is saying it he presses his palm against your chest and shoves you backwards. Except, you don't fall DOWN, you fall IN, and THROUGH. The place where you were recedes to a small light in the darkness, while never actually seeming to get farther away.
Abruptly you land in a soft sand dune at the foot of a craggy brown mountain range. Whispy white clouds of methane float below vast layers of haze. Saturn, resplendent in her rings, is visible beyond the haze.
You climb to your feet and dust yourself off, noting that opposite the craggy brown peaks on the other end of the sand dunes you landed in lie a string of hydrocarbon lakes. It is extremely cold, and seems unlikely that you will do well breathing the thick but oxygen-free atmosphere.