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Aliens
Are you being abducted by aliens? Are you fighting an intergalactic menace? Are you adventuring in deep space? Perhaps you're just hanging out with famed Space-Bounty hunter Samus Aran. If this is true, you are now traversing the topic of Aliens.
- Apply for a Transfer
- Climb into that conveniently-placed BattleMech
- Close the Browser
- Come up with a clever plan
- Converse with Johnny
- Dump water on Hal
- Enter the space station
- Express aloud your disappointment with yourself
- Give up and pass out
- If it worked for Britney and Madonna...
- Jump into the wormhole
- Press on even further
- Press on some more
- Press on. Like an Idiot.
- Press the Back Button
- Press the Refresh Button
- Put on sunscreen
- Strive through the desert looking for life and water
- Tell them to buzz off!
- Thank them