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Eat a Dead Monkey
Oblivious to the fact that you're hallucinating badly you pick the dead monkey up by the scruff of its dead neck and proceed to consume it. Thankfully its flavor is negligible. You notice something hard and not bone-like inside the figment and seek to remove it, discovering it to be something like a gilded pen. It is labeled "Your ability to escape" in order to keep with the allegory.
GAME OVER