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Eat the carrot
You eat the carrot. It tastes like a carrot.
You can suddenly hear the scream of your dark masters echoing in your mind. NO, YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE EATEN THE HEAVENLY CARROT OF PIETY!
Well, that might explain why you weren't able to terrorize it. As you digest the carrot, you can feel your Hellcookie powers waning. Instead, you receive new powers, mainly the powers of televangelism. You are now known as Skycarrot. Now it is time to do some good, and defeat the forces of evil. But oh, where to start?
GAME OVER