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Unlike most citizens, you feel just fine about robbing banks. Feeling genuine empathy for this bank robber, you pull a gun out of your bag, and shout, "Do as he says!"

  "Thanks dude," says the robber, as he presses the barrel of his gun to the head of an unfortunate teller.  "I can’t tell you how much a little help every now and then means to me."  Then, to the teller, he screams, "OPEN THE SAFE!"

  "Hey, it’s no problem," you say as you disarm the security guards.

  Soon the bank robber has four bags of stolen money in his possession.  "For your troubles," he says, as he hands you one of his money sacks.

  "Anytime man," you reply, as the two of you quickly vacate the premises.

  One outside, the two of you take off in opposite directions.  As you sprint down the sidewalk, it occurs to you that the depressed feeling you were recently overcome by is gone!  And you’re also richer!  Yay!  Now all you have to do is evade the authorities long enough to spend your wonderful stolen money!

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