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Defend the honor of Anime
If there's one thing you can't stand, it's someone who speaks about Anime without the proper amount of reverence. Anime is no mere CARTOON, Anime is a storytelling medium as valid as any other!
You make the old man pay for his insolence with a sharp jab to the gut. He doubles over in pain and the Anime falls to the ground and scatters at his feet.
You rush to collect the Anime, but something feels off. You calibrated your punch to "geriatric disrespect" but the man is still doubled over and wheezing heavily.
"Are you okay?" you ask, mystified.
"Call an ambulance!" the man gasps, then groans between gritted teeth.
For a moment, you consider the implications of bringing emergency services into this situation. You can't imagine an outcome favorable to you.
"But not for me!" the man shouts, standing upright and brandishing a surprisingly large revolver. Presumably, the earlier grunts of pain and exertion were part of the process of extracting it.
You back away from the old man, clutching the anime you managed to retrieve to your chest.
"Drop it, turn around, and leave." the old man offers, "Then we'll just forget this ever happened. How about that?"
Well, how about that?
GAME OVER