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Step inside
The "office" of gates seems to be an empty room. You immediately scan your surroundings, but there appears to be nothing but metal floors and metal walls.
"Hey! Moron! Look up!" shouts a familiar voice.
You look up to realize that the ceiling of this room is higher then you thought. Maybe 40 feet or so, machine gun turrets at the corners and all that stuff. And covering the top half of the wall in front of you is a mess of technological gizmos and wires. The flash and glow and look really neat, but they all seem to be leading to the very center of the wall portion.
And In that center is... Gates.
His body, or what's left of it is filled with wires and connections, the largest being a huge cable, attached to the back of his skull. His eyes glow white though their dorky glasses. His limp body remains fixed to his unstoppable technology. He is the ultimate combination of man and machine.
and considering the evil look on his face, he's not a big fan of you.
GAME OVER