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Thinking quickly, you pull out your "instant door" kit from Acme. You slather the paint onto a nearby wall, creating a dimensional portal that will transport you to a location of your choosing. You dart through the entrance, just as the demonic Pokemon arrive at your location. You laugh as you see them attempt to follow you, but instead merely bash their little yellow heads against the wall. It's not every day you get to witness that beautiful of a sight. Since you haven't chosen your dimension yet, right now you're walking in a black area with a "star road" underneath you. OK, this is a little surreal, but no weirder than anything else that's happened today, right? You decide to walk along "star road" for a while. Off in the distance, you can just make out a moustached plumber being chased in a go-cart by a huge green turtle with orange hair and spikes on his shell. Of course, the banana peel left by said plumber causes the turtle to fall off the edge and get picked up by a orange creature floating in a cloud with a fishing rod. How odd. You are so enraptured by the strange chase that you almost don't notice the green dinosaur that's standing in front of you. Of course, it almost doesn't see you either, as it's busy eating apples with one of the longest tongues you've ever seen in your life. Then, when you do actually spot each other, a peculiar staring contest ensues. Maybe someone needs to stop playing so many video games.

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