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Gladly give your land and women to Gorgotron
You gladly give your land and women to Gorgotron. He accepts them graciously, even though "your land" was actually the property of your landlord, and "your women" consisted of your female next-door neighbor.
While we're being completely honest, all you really did was give Gorgotron your landlord's phone number, since you've been meaning move into a bigger place, mostly for your half-leprechaun kids. All you really did involving giving away your women was set up your next door neighbor up on a blind date with the vile space beast.
They hit it off pretty well, actually.
GAME OVER