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You're a busy guy with lots of important things to do! You can't just run around randomly avenging people who were killed by the underground PETA Mafia, regardless of how good they were at typing.

  Sadly thinking about not avenging the poor typist distracted you from the matter at hand, giving the evil, demon summoning PETA people a chance to find you, and get a good start on beating you to death with tofu bricks.  Blood mixes with bits of nutritious vegetarian food as your dying body falls to the ground.  You die two minutes later of internal trauma.

  Eventually you respawn in a green valley.  At least, it looks kind of like a valley.  A quick glance around tells you that this is no ordinary spawn point. All the clouds and most of the hills have eyes. Rows of red bricks and clusters of coins float in midair.  The terrain is dotted by gigantic green pipes that stick out of the ground at odd angles, and angry looking muffins stomp mindlessly back and forth.  A bizarre and probably dangerous world to be sure, but somehow, it looks strangely familiar.

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