Ask to be reincarnated as a coconut creme pie

"I'd like to be reincarnated as a coconut creme pie, please", you ask the genie.

"Well, that's an original wish - I've been asked many things before, but never something like that", says the genie, obviously puzzled, "Well, I suppose - if it's what the master wants - ALA KAZAAM!!!"

With that you are reincarnated as a coconut creme pie.

Sitting in a pie case.

In a restaurant.

A very BUSY restaurant.

Uh oh.

GAME OVER

Try Again?

WIP Ending