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Ask to be reincarnated as a coconut creme pie
"I'd like to be reincarnated as a coconut creme pie, please", you ask the genie.
"Well, that's an original wish - I've been asked many things before, but never something like that", says the genie, obviously puzzled, "Well, I suppose - if it's what the master wants - ALA KAZAAM!!!"
With that you are reincarnated as a coconut creme pie.
Sitting in a pie case.
In a restaurant.
A very BUSY restaurant.
Uh oh.
GAME OVER