Milk a tiny cow

You grab a tiny cow (invisible of course) and begin to milk it. It gives you tiny milk! That milk looks good enough to drink. Mmmm...milk....

Then the cow becomes visible and starts talking to you. It says "Please don't eat me. If you don't I will give you eternal happiness!"

You think to yourself "I was just going to take your milk, but...."

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