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"On second thought, I think I’ll give that cyborg thing a try," you tell the clerk.

  "Excellent!" cries the clerk, whom you are beginning to find vaguely creepy.  "Please breathe in large amounts of this chloroform, so we can operate on you without causing more pain then your frail human body can withstand."

  "Hey wai…" you attempt to cry out, but your words are cut off as you pass out.

  72 hours and one extensive surgery later...

  You awaken inside an upright cylinder of water, wearing an oxygen mask and just enough clothes to not be considered indecent.  You look around and realize that you are in a room full of high tech computers and medical devices, as well as a bucket that seems to contain most of your original bones.  Suddenly the water starts to drain and the clerk walks into the room.  "You’re awake!" he happily exclaims.

  "What on earth did you do to me?" you groggily ask.

  "Well, I replaced all of your bones with space age metals, replaced your eyes with our special omnivision artificial eyes, complete with x ray vision, and replaced your muscles with our new, extra strong, synthetic ones.  You’re far stronger then you were before, you still look mostly human, and all your old techniques should still work!"  The clerk smiles the smile of the highly annoying as he finishes draining the tube and lets you out.

  Cool stuff. Now to use your new power however you see fit.

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