See if you can convince the teller to grant you a last request.

"You have been found guilty of cutting in line in a crowded bank," says the Timberlake look-alike. "For this crime, you are to be eaten by lions. Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," you respond. "Shouldn't you give your signature departing song as an appropriate going-away gift?" Apparently, the teller was Justin Timberlake after all. Anticipating your demise, he breaks into a rousing version of "Bye Bye Bye." Unfortunately for him, his singing has angered the already hungry lions. So they ate him. And there was much rejoicing.

Unconfirmed