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A man in a snazzy business suit walks up to you and says, "I like the way you threw that clerk. Tell you what, I'm a big-shot advertising agency that does the advertising for Meathods brand Hods. Work for me and I will make you richer than men!"

"How many men?" you ask.

"All of them."

You have to admit, you're pretty tempted. Although the thought of turning this man into a bloody streak sounds like a pretty good idea.

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