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Attempt to negotiate with Gorgotron
Desperate to not die, you ask Gorgotron for a closed negotiation session. The vile space ruler accepts your diplomatic outreach, and the two of you meet at a neutral location.
During the negotiations, Gorgotron removes their helmet, revealing itself to have a manner and appearance that you find most intriguing. It's love at first sight. You divorce Overon over the phone, and marry Gorgotron. The two of you settle down, raise a family and live happily ever after. Or at least you would, if your scorned leprechaun ex was not actively trying to murder you.