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Attempt to negotiate with Gorgotron
Desperate to not die, you ask Gorgotron for a closed negotiation session. The vile space ruler accepts your diplomatic outreach, and the two of you meet at a neutral location.
During the negotiations, Gorgotron removes their helmet, revealing itself to be an attractive member of the opposite sex. It’s love at first sight. You divorce your leprechaun spouse over the phone, and marry Gorgotron. The two of you settle down, raise a family and live happily ever after. Or at least you would, if your scorned leprechaun ex was not actively trying to murder you.