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pull out giant lizard tazer 3005
You produce your handy-dandy giant lizard tazer 3005, and square up with the lizard. You take careful aim, and then fire your weapon with deadly precision.
Much to your disappointment, the lizard is only stunned. You up the amperage on the gun and fire again. Unfortunately, the lizard cannot become more stunned then it already is. How upsetting.
Then you get an idea, you take one of the precious pieces of gold out of your pocket, and place it on the end of your tazer, and use the gold as a tazer amplifier! The huge blast of electricity the lizard tazer unleashes kills the lizard in what you believe to be the most painful way a reptile could possibly die. Good work!