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The very thought that this servant question your dictator ways is enough to make you furious! How dare he try to speak freely around you, you’re a dictator, not some filthy commoner!

  "Guards, behead the wisecrack!" you shout.  And sure enough, two of your biggest thugs with swords rush out to behead the smart-aleck servant.

  However you did not really expect the servant to defend himself, certainly not by using impressive martial arts techniques to kill both of your burly guards.  That’s why it comes as a bit of a surprise when The offending servant kills both of your guards by punching holes in their torsos and removing their hearts.

  "You honestly thought you could rule the world without my interfering?!" the servant shouts.  There’s only one man fit to rule this world, and that man is me!

  "Ronny Wallbank!" you gasp, "Only you would be so bold!"

  "Gee, what gave me away?" Ronny sarcastically responds.  "Enough talk, now DIE!"

  With that, Ronny rushes to attack you.  You only have a moment to react!  What should you do?

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