Attack him with your sword

Before Johnny can resist, you chop off his arm. He looks at the bloody stump where it was and regards you carefully. "'Tis but a scratch!"

"A Scratch? Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't!"

You point at his stump. "Well what's that then?"

He looks thoughtful for a moment. "I've had worse."

"You liar!"

"Come on, you pansy!"

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