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Bad Ideas
- Armchair Football
- Utilizing blockchain technology the viewing audience votes for what plays two all-star football teams use, with often hilarious results! Halftime features a cute and annoying mascot that can be tortured in various humorous or sadistic ways via a web3 app.
- Captain Planet Universe
- After finally crushing polluting corporate America under his shiny red boot, Captain Planet and the Planeteers turn their sights on mars, battling with their Martian equivalents: the bored and lonely Oogla Bolooti and the few remaining ancient Bolooteers. Their thrilling struggle for domination of the solar system will probably go on for at least three seasons longer than it should.
- Dr. Santa, DDS
- Sick and tired of crying angry children, dentists everywhere adopt the dress and mannerisms of Santa Claus, making that biyearly hygiene check a happy, fun time full of presents as well as scraping tartar buildup off enamel with sharp curved picks.
- Ducentigrade
- A temperature scale like Celsius, but with twice as many degrees so that it lines up slightly better with Fahrenheit. Water freezes at 0. Room temperature is 50. Body temperature is 37. Water boils at 200.
- Grand Theft Auto The Movie
- Featuring a star-studded cast navigating a complex web of crime. Also includes a lot of nods to the game such as when the main character takes a side-job as a ice cream man. Critics, however, are skeptical of the third act where the main character uses a cheat code to obtain thousands of guns and a tank, then eludes the police by driving under a viaduct.
- Katana Hot Tin Roof
- Samurai Princes Gunpei and Burikku attempt to cull favor from their dying Daimyo father Dai-Ojiisan in an effort to be the one to inherit the Daimyo's lands.
- Moby Dick 2
- After settling his differences with the White Whale and gaining strange new powers from his exposure to the mysterious depths Captain Ahab and Moby Dick team up to fight political corruption in 1970's San Francisco.
- VentriloQuest
- A cartoon about a team of ventriloquists who travel around saving people and solving mysteries. To save money on lip syncing every character is either a ventriloquist or was just taught ventriloquism off-screen.
- What's My Name
- People suffering from retrograde amnesia are brought in and encouraged to identify facts about their past in exchange for fabulous prizes. Guessing wrong means a painful (but possibly beneficial) whack to the noggin with a brightly-colored mallet wielded by the shows spunky female cohost.