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Buy a Gun and Go on a Killing Spree
Uh, Right! You'll buy a gun and go on a killing spree! A totally normal thing to want to do. So you grab your mother's priceless heirloom wedding ring and head to the local pawn shop.
You walk up to the counter and say, "Let's make a trade. This ring for one of those guns." You point to a rack of guns behind the counter.
The man behind the counter examines the ring for a moment. "I don't know much about jewelry," he admits, "But I know a guy who can help. Cheugy!"
Another man, presumably named "Cheugy," emerges from the back room and wordlessly accepts the ring from the first man. He glares at the ring for a moment. "Looks like some kinda circle. With one of them shiny rocks stuck in it. People like 'em."
The man mutters something and reaches into the display of guns. He takes two guns and lays them on the counter in front of you: a .50 caliber Desert Eagle and a 9mm Beretta M93R. They're both pretty nice guns, but another gun, a shiny silver revolver with "The Revolution" etched on the barrel, catches your eye.