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Give up after no good Ideas come to mind and go play Playstation
Well, you can't think of anything at the moment, so you wander off to go play Playstation instead.
Some would argue that playing video games is a waste of the precious few hours granted to us in our meager pitiful lives, but you don't think that's the case at all! Time spent having fun is never wasted! What greater purpose can we have but to enjoy the lives given to us, and to help others enjoy theirs?
So you slap Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas into the disk drive and settle in to commit some simulated crimes. Right away you notice something is not right, but it isn't until you finish the first few missions that you realize exactly what's wrong.
Somebody took your Playstation. You haven't actually been playing Grand Theft Auto, you've just been sitting in front of your TV staring at a black screen. Your neurons devoted to playing Grand Theft Auto were firing all on their own, generating the experience of playing the game even when the game was physically missing!
Obviously, this is the work of that dastardly man who assaulted you earlier. He probably stole your soul, and now he's stolen your Playstation as well! You can already feel your GTA neurons shriveling from lack of stimulation. If you don't act fast, they may die out completely, taking years of carefully honed skill with them!