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Watch the birdy! Smile at the birdy!
A small yellow birdy flits to and fro in front of you, in a way seemingly meant to captivate you specifically. You watch the birdy and its movements return to you a primal state of happiness that you thought lost forever. Yellow feathers flash playfully in the dappled sunlight and you find it difficult to remember any of your old troubles at all. In fact-
A bright flash of light blinds you. You cover your eyes and roar in rage as you blink away the sharp after-image of the flash. When your vision clears you see a man with a camera, and the birdy cast aside, lying on the ground.
Still smoldering from the indignity of the flash your rage sparks into a blazing inferno. The birdy was nothing but a ruse! A cruel trick to force a smile out of you, but why?! Who is this man, and what demonic mechanism have you been subjected to? How could they use you like that?
There's no way you're going to put up with this! You must take your revenge immediately, but what possible vengeance could even match this abuse!