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Mad Ape Den
The key to gab in the way of Mad Ape Den is to try to say, ink, or key all in an abc set of one, two, or one-and-two. To say any bit o'er the sum of one-and-two is to err. Six? Ten? No way my man. Get off it. Any bit fit to say is fit to say in Mad Ape Den.
On May Ten, all can get joy out of gab in the way of Mad Ape Den. It is a day for all to get out the ken of Mad Ape Den and put new a new guy or gal in to our fun.
A set you may use to gab in Mad Ape
- bod
- The wet bag you or I are in til we die.
- ebb
- If it is low or old it is at an ebb.
- fab
- To say a bit is a joy.
- Ken
- Do you get it? If so, you ken.
- Lax
- not the air hub, it is to use no zip or pep in gab or act.
- Mop-top
- The orb at the top of a bod, the eye and the gob is in it. Not for you if you are as an egg up top.
- Mud orb
- It is big, you are on it, if you are not in a can up in the air.
- Net
- In the day of old, you sit at a box to gab with all on the net. Now you may use an app in a paw to do so.
- Orb
- Has it an arc? If so you may ken it as an orb, or it too may be an egg.
- Thy
- a way to say a bit is for you, it is old but a gab you can try.
- Vex
- To get in a bad way or get mad. To not ken can be a vex.
- Vie
- To try a job in a zip.
- Vim
- To get pep in the bod.
- Yen
- To see a bit and ken to put it to paw.
A Gab by Abe in Day of Old
In an era far ago the dad of our dad set out to cut a map for a new mob of men who ken so: a man is a man and can do his bit how he may.
Now we are in a big war to try if my mob, or any not bad mob, can go on. We are met in a top bit of mud for the war. We are now on it to cut a bit out for the vet and the men who did die in the war so our mob may go on. I say it is fab to make a job of it.
But are we up to the job to dig it out for our men to lay? No. The men who did vie and die did it for us, we can not add to the sum the vet men got. Our mud orb may not ken the bit I say, but I say it can not but ken the job our men did. It is for us now to set our job to end the war our men set to die for. Our job is big, but our vim is now a bit of the vim of the men who did go all in for us--we can not let the men die for not--our mob, in eye of God, can pop a fab new egg for all--we can be a gov of man, by man, for man, to not die in any era.