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Roast it over an Open Fire
Your mouth waters at the smell of roasting Error. Its body begins to blacken so you get the salt and pepper out in preparation of a feast.
Just as you're about to chow down, a hail of arrows turns the roast into a pin cushion!
You look around to spot your attackers, but they remain well-hidden, possibly inside a nearby hidden bunker. You leap backwards as Another volley threatens to puncture you as neatly as your roast.
You beat a hasty retreat and take refuge in an unrelated but equally convenient hidden bunker. You peer out of the bunker and see two scouts approach your abandoned campsite. As you feared, they wear the uniforms of MEPA, a militant PETA splinter sect. The two seem to be arguing about their next course of action.