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Unconfirmed
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Current number of Unconfirmed: 550
- Break open a window and jump off
- Break some heads!
- Build a floating fortress of evil to inspire terror in the rest of the world.
- Burn that leprochaun that smells bad
- Burninate the dude with the sword.
- Burninate the peasants
- But not by you.
- Buy your own private island.
- Call for Mommy
- Call the Mexican guy
- Capture the Angel in a bottle
- Cast "Light."
- Cast a lit match on it
- Cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction on it
- Cast oBarrier
- Cast oDispel on it
- Cast oFish on the crowd
- Cast oFish on the Evil Doctor
- Cast oFish on the Hulk
- Cast oKillBadGuy
- Cast oPortal of Hell
- Cast oReflec
- Cast Zombie
- Casteth a spell.
- Catch it in a bottle anyway!
- Cause a headache.
- Chant a magic incantation
- Chat with Brenda
- Chat with Robert
- Chat with Stephanie.
- Choose "Pacific Ocean"
- chop her tits off
- Claw Out Your Eyes
- Click here
- Click your heels together and say "There's no place like home."
- Climb back up
- Climb into that conveniently-placed battlemech
- Close the Browser
- Come Back
- Come up with a clever plan
- Conquer them!
- Continue falling
- Continue talking to yourself in a insane manner
- Continue to watch out of morbid facination.
- Continue waiting
- Continue your gold-eating downward spiral
- Converse with Johnny.
- Copy the bathroom key
- Crumble into a pile of ash as per Cartoon Physics
- Cry for all the people.
- cry to ya mumma
- Curl into a fetal ball and wait for death
- DANCE I SAY! DANCE!
- Dance to the monkey
- Decide it's in your best interest to name it Wilson
- Decide that donuts are bad for you.
- Decide that you hate respawning and go on a quest to stop the respawing mechinism once and for all
- Decide to spend the last few moments of your life with a Nutritional Expert
- Defend!
- Despite all his acting, I don't think Vash was an idiot.
- Destroy the world
- Devote your life to finding out the name of the NES game
- Devour the sedan
- Die again.
- Die.
- Discover a loophole in the laws.
- Distroy the Earth
- Dive downwards
- dive out of the door
- Dive through the door.
- Do a sommersault.
- Do an ancient spell to turn you into the Devil
- Do it anyway.
- Do not, under any circumstances, name it Wilson
- Do that other thing
- Do the chicken dance!
- do the hokey cokey
- Do the moonwalk while singing 'Billie Jean'
- Do the un-oFish!
- Do things that squirrels commonly do.
- Don a blue jumpsuit and fight the good fight
- Don't do it
- Don't eat the candy
- Don't pay, just run!
- Drag the carcass into the streets and hide the evidence.
- Dream
- Dude... did you already forget the wolves?
- Dump the soup down your shirt.
- Eat a Dead Monkey
- Eat a monkey
- Eat all pepperoni's in sight.
- Eat everyone
- Eat him
- Eat it for supper.
- Eat one million tiny puple vase shards
- Eat pie.
- Eat some berries.
- Eat some fast food
- Eat the bees.
- Eat the candy
- Eat the carrot
- Eat the chicken
- Eat the cow
- Eat the gold again
- Eat the Mustard
- eat the owner
- eat them
- eat your remains
- Emit a high pitched scream
- Encounter an Error
- Enjoy yourself
- Escape from jail.
- Everybody dies
- Examine everyone to death
- Examine the jar of almonds and the boldly labeled E
- Except what???
- Explain in great detail about how Anime can be full of 'disgusting things' not meant for children. THEN ask if you can buy it.
- Express aloud your dissapointment with yourself.
- Fair? I?m evil, am I?
- Fall
- Fall in love with a cliff
- fall in love with dani minogue
- Fall on the cliff.
- Fall some more...
- Feed the candy to Gorgotron
- Fight the Leprechaun
- fight the little errors
- Fight them furbys!
- Find a guy who kills people whenever someone washes windows.
- Find doughnuts...at any cost.
- Find evil to vanquish!
- Find out what Mordenkainen's Disjunction is.
- Find out where that buzzing is coming from
- Find some other impossible things you can do!
- Find something cool to do.
- Find the nearest keyhole and STICK THE KEY IN IT!!!
- Flee from the cannibals
- Flirt with Samus Aran
- Flush them down
- fly to mount Redmond on Moon 95!
- Focus your last thoughts on the most profound thing you can think of.
- Follow
- follow a voice
- Follow That Bunny.
- Follow the logic to its conclusion
- For your second wish, ask for a bottomless bag to put all of your anime belongings in.
- Forever lasting cheese!
- free the antispy
- get a job
- Get a map and choose a new country to be president of
- Get a real job.
- Get all the worlds treasures in one place
- Get Gorgotron to fight the Leprechaun
- Get noticed
- Get out of the way of that car fool!
- get out!!!!!!!
- Get some bacon
- get up, bitch!
- Give it a hug
- Give the hated third party a moment to flee.
- Give them an idea.
- Give up
- Give up and go to the emerald city
- give up and pass out
- Gladly give your land and women to Gorgotron
- Go away
- Go back home
- Go back through the door
- Go back to the spam-plugged hole and remove the spam plug.
- go find some snacks
- Go for a stroll in your shiny new suit of armor.
- go for the last one
- Go in the kitchen
- Go kill some people
- Go Ocelot Hunting
- Go on a rampage
- Go out drinking.
- Go put yourself in danger.
- Go rebel against authority
- Go through the door.
- Go through the window.
- Go to a burger bar
- Go to a hospital.
- Go to Australia.
- Go to hell
- Go to his office.
- Go to the Donut shop, just to hold your self together
- Go to the Scumm bar.
- Go to Ultima
- Go urban spelunking instead
- Grab the Mallet and smash stuff!
- grill it with a bit of BBQ
- Grow another arm
- hack off your arm.
- HACK THE RAFT!!!
- hang around
- Hang Out With The "Cool" Fish
- Have a little look around.
- Have a Panic Attack
- have children
- Have the guards behead the impartial third party.
- Have the smarty-pants servant beheaded.
- Have your leg attended to
- Head for the Battlements
- Help the robber
- Highlight the word "the" through-out the entire book
- Hit the emergency button!
- Hold a big banquet
- Hold the twig out and spin round
- How?
- Hunt down whoever bought the last copies of anime.
- HyperPoke the both of them!!!
- Hyperpoke the Evil Doctor
- HyperPoke the Mafia Type!
- HyperPoke Trogdor!
- HYPERPOKE!!!!!
- I don't trust this thing.
- i find a cute teenage guy and rape him
- I think you're forgetting the whole SeeDs incident.
- I wake up
- I wanna cast Magic Missile.
- I'd like to, but things are happening
- I'm not about to let a choose-your-own-adventure game insult me
- If it worked for Britney and Madonna...
- Ignore all suspicions and go in.
- Issue an ultimatum
- ITS TEH EMARALD CITAH!
- jelly
- Jennifer Government by Max Barry
- Jog Away
- Jump across the canyon!
- Jump in the portal
- Jump into the wormhole
- Jump out the window.
- Keep dancing! Everyone loves the dancing!
- Keep falling...
- Keep on vacating.
- Keep smashing stuff!
- Kick him in the gonads
- Kill all the aliens except that one that looks like your aunt
- Kill all the people at the old folk's home
- Kill Johnny.
- Kill Space-Asians with your space-age laser sword
- Kill that man called Joe
- Kill the damn hippies!
- Kill the dude with the bow.
- Kill the Zombie
- Kill them with your SUPER SAMURAI SWORD
- Kill your reflection and eat the body to survive.
- Leap off the boulder into uncertain doom
- Leap onto the pad while screaming "Frosty Monkeys!"
- Learn "Summon Ogre"
- leave luke to starve here and return to earth
- Leave the phone off the hook
- Leave them alone
- Leave.
- Let it go.
- Let the bees sting you.
- Light it Up!
- Likes... CARTOONS?!?!?!?!? I'll show that teacher 'likes cartoons.'
- Listen to Morpheus
- Listen to the CD
- Live a healthy and ordinary life
- look out the window
- Loot the body, of course.
- Lose your temper
- make a lying noise and hope it will get you across
- make a sandwich
- Make like the RoadRunner and paint a door.
- Make more errors intentionally to spite the world.
- Meekly submit to an execution order.
- Milk a tiny cow
- Moan, Whimper, Cry, Crawl Into the Corner, and Wet Yourself, in That Order
- More hell
- Mutter quitely, and scatter away to seek revenge at another day
- Nah, I've done it loads of times.
- NO there is no place safe.
- NO WAIT ZERO I'M SERIOUS!
- Obey the Demon
- Ocelots!!!!!!!!
- Offer him a fair duel
- Offer to sell him a fine leather jacket
- On second thought, no.
- oNUKE them!
- Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
- open the valves
- Opt to become a cyborg
- Or something
- Order pizza.
- Order them to dance
- Order them to kill Ronny
- Panic and implode yourself into a singularity.
- Panic!
- Party!
- Pay the Doctor With a Year of Indentured Service.
- Pick someone's pocket
- Pick Suzy and Kali, stockpile on octupus meat, and head off to face the dullness of Overon
- Pick up a Dodge Ram 3500 Pickup Truck
- Pick up his sword
- Pick up that shiny new donkey and ride around screaming I'm a green monkey
- Pick up the hole and throw it into the endless nothingness.
- Plug up the hole.
- Ponder the term pome.
- Press on even further
- press on some more
- Press on. Like an Idiot.
- Press onwards
- Press the 'Start' Button.
- Press the Back Button
- Press the Refresh Button
- Pretend that you are a piece of cheese
- Pretend to be a Tree
- Protect your land and women from Gorgotron
- pull out giant lizard tazer 3005
- Pull out the ATOMITIZER 30000
- Pull out your laptop and see if you can get your bearings.
- Pull out your sword and begin thwacking.
- Pull yourself together, man!
- push him in the fire and become a serial killer
- Put him in a bag and beat him against the nearby trees.
- Put on sunscreen
- Put some "product" in your hair and head to the mall.
- RALPH NADER!!!!!!!
- Reach for your shoe-phone and call Maxwell Smart
- Read something obscure and difficult.
- Read the disclaimer
- Ready my Trusty Sword of Ogre Bashing, then try my new spell.
- Realize something
- Realize that you have developed a schizophrenic second personality
- Realize that you've got your very own Mini-Me.
- really become the president ofthe united states
- Refuse to help.
- Remain unconsious for some time
- Remember the Key.
- Renounce your swordly ways
- Resolve to stop tripping on Acid.
- Respond dinnertime
- Retreat to your orbital hideout
- Retrieve the gold
- Right the wrongs of your space-people, and destroy the evil Space Atilla
- Rip out your own eardrums.
- Rub him the wrong way.
- Run Across the Road
- run around in circles screaming
- Run around nacked
- Run at the rabbit wildly.
- Run into the street
- Run into the woods!
- Run like crazy
- Run like the wind.
- Run like you never ran before!
- Run out and Kill that old lady
- Run out of money
- Run out of the entrance screaming like a lunatic
- Run to a safe distance!
- RUN!!!!!!
- RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
- Sacrifice the book as an offering to the Anime god.
- Save the bunny
- Save your own Skin
- Say "Hey, nice body"
- Say "I'd like to tell you about our new long distance plan guaranteed to save you money."
- Say "Indeed I am high on error fumes."
- Say "yes?"
- Say ?I?m selling these fine leather jackets.?
- Say it again and again!
- Say, "Can I have another doughnut?"
- Say, "First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster."
- Say, "Give me $3.74.5, I have donuts!"
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have $3.74.5!"
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have a gun!"
- Say, "Guns, lots of guns."
- Say, "Guybrush Threepwood? What a stupid name!"
- Say, "I hope now you?ve learned to stop picking your nose."
- Say, "I?m glad to hear you attended your family reunion."
- Say, "Look here, this is a book!"
- Say, "Roses are red, violets are blue..."
- Say, "Stop flicking semis at me."
- Say, "There was a goth-chick named Daisy..."
- Say, "Uh, Nothing"
- Say, "Vulture, vulture in the sky..."
- Scarf some Cheetos!
- Search for Cheetos.
- Search for something else to autopsy
- search for the real antispy
- Search Your Belongings
- Search your pockets for Ketchup
- See if you can convince the teller to grant you a last request.
- see whats at heaven
- Seek a way out
- Sell your kidneys to buy cybernetic eyes!
- Sell your liver to buy kidneys!
- Send wave after wave of your men
- Set fire to the wood
- Set the fire hydrant on fire
- Shoot dat pig wit' yo' plat'num bullets.
- shout they must of been jordans
- Shove it back in using your finger.
- Show it off.
- shrug, then watch the anime
- Sing 'Always look on the bright side of death'
- sing rock songs
- Skip to OZ
- Slap her back
- Slap the author of this error in the face.
- Smash Bill in the Face.
- Smash it with a book!
- Smash more stuff!!
- smash the jelly making machine
- Smash things!!
- Smear the panda droppings on your face
- Smite the headmost wolf with thine sword!
- SNAP OUT OF IT!
- Sneak into Mount Redmond, find the Gates and kill this wannabe!
- Sneak out through the hidden exit you built many years ago.
- SockPoke him
- Sounds like Vash was in denial to me.
- Spit on the pie
- stamp on it!!!!!!!
- stamp on the dragon
- Stand in stunned surprise.
- Stand there!
- Standeth and looketh at the pool for a whilst.
- Start arguing with the teller.
- Start eating more varied elements.
- Start my own dot-com enterprise!
- Stay in the car and bleed to death.
- Stay true to your gothy nature, and attend a moody poetry tournament
- Stay with the guards.
- stay with the zombie.
- steal a 3 year old's tricycle
- Steal the show.
- Steer Toward the Shore
- Step inside.
- Step on the teleport pad
- Stop and reflect on recent events
- Stop falling!
- Strike a match.
- Strike another match.
- strive through the desert looking for life and water
- Suicide
- Summon "Astrogoth, Destroyer Of Worlds"
- Summon "Kali, The Advanced Scientific Calculator"
- Summon a hamster
- Summon a well-known pop-culture figure
- Summon an infernal blast of fire
- Summon and actual Elite Councilman.
- Summon CWhiteblade!
- Summon him a... how many times was that?
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to distract the baby
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to fight the leprechaun
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to help
- Summon samus
- Swim to Shore. Like a Moron.
- Swim to the yacht
- Take a bite out of the cheese.
- Take a nap.
- Take a stroll downtown
- take a twig from a tree and use it for camaflage.
- Take advantage of your X-ray vision
- Take the package to the lady
- Take the sword and get out of there.
- Take your date to the Ritzy-o-rama
- Taketh thineself to yonder circular pool and drinketh.
- Talk to a good soul that died before the arrival of the Messiah.
- Talk to the old man
- Talk to the soul of a child what died while still innocent.
- talk to the voice in your head
- Teleport away to safety
- Tell them to buzz off!
- Terrorize a carrot
- Terrorize a small village
- Test it again to be sure
- Test your new powers out on the clerk.
- Thank them
- That's a Shame
- The basement
- The complete Idiot's Guide to Being Psychic, by Some Complete Idiot
- The Double Deuce
- The love thingy.
- this is fun lets keep on doing this
- Threaten the cultists with your new found awsome power
- Throw a crazy party on a flaming fire hydrant!
- Throw a grenade
- Throw a pokeball
- Throw the Mafia type
- Time to start drinking!
- Toss a rock into the portal.
- Toss some more rocks into the portal.
- Toss the bag into the crowd of police.
- Tremble at the awesome might of the insult
- try again
- Try and stop him.
- Try going to Heaven
- Try going to hell
- Try my shiny new spell.
- Try to explain calmly and rationally to the Tofu God
- try to kill it
- Try to reason with the leprechaun
- Turn the businessman into a red streak
- twitch like a bug
- Um... I'm attacking the darkness!
- Unplug it
- unplug the heart monitor and pretend you are dead
- Unsummon him just to piss him off!
- Unsummon him! QUICK!
- Use archaic and old-world methods to take care of your headache.
- Use everything at once.
- Use highly revolutionary and experimental methods to take care of your headache.
- Use modern methods to take care of your headache.
- use super powers to fly across
- Use the dog and the gun to go on a riot
- use the dogs instead
- Use the Holy Hand Grenade!
- Use the Hyperpoke AND oFish on the Tofu god
- Use your "Spot" ability to look for secrets.
- Use your awesome pissing skills
- Use your Jedi Mind Trick on Johnny
- Use your last Get out of Limbo Free card.
- Use your Skills of an Artist to escape.
- Vash the Stampede never killed anyone
- Wait till all is yours.
- Wake up from the dream
- Walk Away
- Warp Zone!
- Watch the totally sweet spectacle.
- Whare?s that wannabe?
- What in the world did that mean?
- What's all this about, anyway?
- Whats the expiriment???
- Whine to your cellmate.
- Whistle a happy tune.
- Why?
- Wield a weapon
- Wiggle around a lot and scream incoherently
- Wish that you made a better wish!
- woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Write a dirty article to spite the error.
- Yell, "I DON'T CARE! DO THE UNSPEAKABLE!!"
- Yes, exclamnation marks are fun!
- Yes...Toppan is an odd fellow aint he...
- You become a ghost of a ghost of a ghost
- You become a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost
- You become a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost
- You become a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost of a ghost
- You chat for a while, then ask if you can buy the Anime from them.
- You decide to folow him
- You fart.
- You look up in wonder at the sky
- you run to the store and buy more Katchup and Mustard becasue Ketchup is broing alone