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Well the whole thing is covered with some sort of flexible covering. The covering has grooves where it bends a great deal. Further inspection reveals that the underside is textured with lots and lots of swirly patterns. Those swirly patterns are more than enough to keep anyone interested for hours. Hours and hours and hours.

It's amazing that God gave you such an interesting thingy on the end of your arm where you can always see it. You look up at the smiling face of God and say, "Hey, thanks man. You're a really cool guy."

"Just doing my job" says God.

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