Eat one million tiny puple vase shards

Hmmm, this could take a while. But, nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? So you whip out your trusty bottle of ketchup and begin. The first 200,000 shards are pretty easy, they're small enough that it doesn't take a lot of ketchup to make them palatable. But then - you run out of ketchup. And you still have 800,000 shards to go.

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